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Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 20 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,860 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/22/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Playboy Unlocked 10/2/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert

Medals Earned: 8/9 (450/500 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 10/1/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/1/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 5/9/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher 5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher 10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)

Depict1

Believe Me Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Immortal Unlocked 8/31/10
5 Points
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Truth Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge Unlocked 8/31/10
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot Unlocked 8/31/10
25 Points
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Trapped Forever Unlocked 8/31/10
50 Points
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 6/10 (100/275 points)

Feed the King

Adrenaline Rush Unlocked 10/10/10
5 Points
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Expired Explosion 5 Points Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Precise 5 Points Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Back to Work 10 Points Wake up the Guard!
Cakesaver 10 Points Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Lifesaver 10 Points Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Slowsaver 10 Points Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Timesaver 10 Points Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Fortune 25 Points Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Adores Eating 50 Points Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Bird Collector 50 Points Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Bonus Frenzy 50 Points Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Picky Picker 50 Points Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Space Buster 50 Points Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Supreme Scorer 50 Points Score 150 000 points.
Alienated 100 Points Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/490 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/22/11
5 Points
first Kill
I love dem clouds Unlocked 6/10/11
10 Points
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls Unlocked 6/10/11
25 Points
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button Unlocked 6/10/11
25 Points
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies Unlocked 6/10/11
25 Points
Jump on 100 enemies
I can stop at any time Unlocked 6/10/11
50 Points
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. Unlocked 6/10/11
50 Points
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/21 (190/825 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Kain Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (45/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/29/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)